I really do love Christmas. But this year I seem to be in a funk. Maybe it's the economy and the financial insecurities I feel. (Anyone else out there FREAKING OUT?!?) Or maybe it's the pull of my primal instincts to store fat and conserve energy in the winter that is leaving me sluggish. And, no, I'm not pregnant. Whatever the reason, the effects are noticeable:
It's the 12th and no Christmas cards have been sent. (or written)
It's the 12th and no gifts have been wrapped or shipped.
House is a mess.
I go to bed by 9:30 every night.
Falling behind in every responsibility.
Gaining weight.
Yesterday I attempted to break out of my funk and do something different, some may call it brave. Some may turn their nose up at the white-trashiness of it all. (I would, believe me). Four o'clock found me waiting in a chaotic line to see Santa (and get a free picture) with all three of the children at Fry's (grocery store). After 20 minutes and deciding it was definitely not worth it, suddenly it was our turn to approach the big guy. Except he wasn't so big. And he was sweating profusely. I wasn't about to let #1 or #2 sit on his lap so I intervened in the photo posing and arranged for the kids to stand on either side of him. During these few seconds my senses were offended by a most profound stench. Santa + B.O. = GROSS!
When that ordeal was over, I fought the crowds, pushing my obnoxiously unmaneuverable car-cart through the throngs of rabid deal-hungry shoppers to get my $.99 cheese (no limit!) and $.37 2 liter sodas. When at last we pushed ourselves out of the store, I stopped for a moment to review my receipt and #1 frankly stated,"That was NOT Santa."
Back at home, knowing I had a long Spouse-less night ahead of me I chose to indulge the children's request for some of that said $.37 2 liter soda. I turned the cap and SPRAY! FIZZ! EXPLODE! (this is why I usually only get cans). In about 2.1 seconds 2.5 cups of lemon-lime sugar water had coated nearly every surface in my kitchen.
Lesson learned: breaking out of my funk isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I'll take my warm bed and fatty foods please.