Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Sign Says

Dear Bugs That Live Around Our House:

I know that it's really hot and muggy outside and you're probably dying for a cool dry place to rest your weary wings and your thousands of eyes. But unfortunately your presence will not be tolerated in our place of residence.

Specifically we do not welcome any:


moths


bees


crickets


ants


and certainly not any flies.


If there are any questions or if you feel unfairly targeted, please contact #3, second bedroom on the right.


Sincerely,

The mom

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Can she please make some of those signs for our house as well? (Excellent penmanship, by the way, Miss #3...)

Erin A said...

Darling! I'm happy to see that she is not worried at all about scorpions or spiders! They would be first on my family's list. Ugh.

mandy said...

kudos to #3... i was amazed at how well her letters look. however, i must express my disappointment that she overlooked what i believe to be the ugliest and most annoying--- earwigs!

rebecca said...

haha. this is hilarious.