#2isms

As the sacrament was being passed today, I leaned over to #2 and asked him the same questions I ask him every week during the sacrament,

"Who should we think about when we take the sacrament?"

"Jesus"

"Why should we think about Jesus?"

"Because he died."

But today after I asked him, "What happened to Jesus after he died?" instead of his trained answer, he said,

"He killed all the bad guys."





Earlier this week, shortly after #1 had left for school, the house seemed quiet. Too quiet.

"#2?!?," I called.

No answer.

"# 2oooooo?!?!"

Silence.

I start opening doors and soon find #1's bedroom door locked and hear small noises inside. I reach for the key hiding on the door jamb and let myself in. No one in sight. But there are suspicious noises coming from behind the closet door.

Then I hear, "Don't look in the closet."

Of course I open the closet. And find #2 siting on the floor surrounded by 6 naked Barbies.

"#2! What are you doing!?!"

"I like dees girls make-ed mom."