Getting up at 4:00 am
#3 yakking 4 times and the subsequent stench of vomit for the next 12 hours
Trying to sneak dramamine into #1's ice cream which she immediately tasted and spit out
Putting #1 and #2 in time out in the weeds of an exit ramp
Wanting to put Spouse in time out in the weeds of an exit ramp
Consuming at least 40,000 calories of candy, chocolate and fry sauce from Big Al's Burgers at the Junction in Kanab
Finally arriving at 10:30 p.m.